Toaster Waffles: Archive

NY Timez | Chicago's New Wave of Microbrews →

Paragraph 16!

Jun 30th

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Jun 27th

The Internet, for once, will not provide me with an answer to this. Give me a camera and my trusty field guide and I’ll have this taken care of.

Jun 23rd

WikiAnswers - What tree smells like semen? →

Some members of the Chestnut trees give off this scent. Chinese Chestnut is one of them.

Jun 23rd

The Straight Dope: Sperm trees of Los Angeles →

David Lofgren, a botanical information consultant at the Los Angeles State and County Arboretum, speculates that the plant in question is the carob tree, Ceratonia siliqua, source of the well-known chocolate substitute.

Jun 23rd

Urban Dictionary: semen tree →

‘Also known as “Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer” trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom.’

Jun 23rd

rmodernlife: Today, I met up with an old bully who picked on me in grade school in Australia and came to the States to see me. I spent a full month prepping for his arrival, weight training and learning karate. When he showed up at my door he said he had become a man of peace and begged for my forgiveness. I still punched him in the nose. RML

Jun 23rd

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Mini Mart City Park | Seattle →

Studies in art, land reclamation, public space, general greening, and Doin It Your Damn Self. Thanks, Andy.

Jun 22nd

I like my president... →

Jun 20th

Editorial Notebook - Hawaii Blues - NYTimes.com →

What my narrow mind takes away: Housing market in a deep slump? Like, how deep? Like, can I afford to move to Hawaii deep?

Jun 20th

“I want to die at age one hundred and twenty at my keyboard after having great...”

– Nora Roberts, that badass bitch.

Jun 17th

VLADIMIR NABOKOV PAPERS TO BE UNSEALED ON JUNE 23,...

From the independent radio producer listserv I am on… According to the Library of Congress Manuscripts Division, which holds the papers of author Vladimir Nabokov, a set of sealed papers will be opened to the public for the first time on June 23, 2009. These are Containers 1-20 and OV-1. Those containers had previously been restricted to researchers with the permission of Nabokov’s...

Jun 17th